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Pimp Tax

If you are looking to run a small time or low level game then worrying about laundering your money and taxes wont be much of an issue.   However, if you aspire to be more than some ghetto <insert racial slur here> then keep reading. Pimping is a business.  You need to run it like a business.   [Continue]

Do your homework

In the hit movie “Hustle & Flow,” the life of a fictional pimp became mainstream entertainment. In several other movies about pimps, their real-life exploits are serving a more dismaying purpose: as vocational instruction, according to detectives and prosecutors in several U.S. cities. The law-enforcement officials say that pimps [Continue]

Pimp and Charity

Pimp and Charity

As the economy hits the skid, my phone began ringing. Slowly at first and now its non stop. Friends and family are begging for money. It’s not hard to see why. A Pimp is ultrawealthy, having a good supply of steady cash.  One industry that seems to be recession proof is America’s need to get [Continue]

Planning your Pimp Business

Planning your Pimp Business

    You first need to recruit girls.  It is important to be connected.  Drug dealers can be a help in recruting new girls.  Girls that need some money to pay for their habits are easy targets.  They will do anyhing to keep the supply of whatever flowing.   Tell your dealer to refer any of his female [Continue]

How to become a pimp

How to become a pimp

Pimps are the only real men left in America. To maintain control over his stable of women the pimp makes them treat him with respect.  Light his cigarettes and speak only when spoken to.  J, a pimp, says to me “Notice how quiet she is. You know why she’s quiet?  Because I’m talking.  It’s not [Continue]