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Appearance of a pimp

There are a few important qualities that every successful pimp has.  If you want to learn how to become a pimp here are a few tips.

1. The most important step of all is looking like a pimp.  You want to look like you’re ready for anything. You want to look smooth, sharp, well dressed. Always make sure your hair is done, you have a pair of stunner shades, or some nice jewelry.  However, if you can pull it off like my 420 babe above then all that goes out the window.  That woman is straight pimp, without even trying.  Damn!

2. After you have the pimp look down. You need to learn how to become a pimp and this means how to walk and talk like a pimp. You want to make sure you seem interested in the other person’s stories. They will take that as a way of you’re paying attention, and this is important in the beginning.   You can keep your pimp quotes to a minimum at this stage.  Right now we are trying to hook this philly.  Say some compliments every now and then but then tear her down.  Up then down.   When you’re in a club or a coffee shop  lean back a little bit, to show that you’re interested in him/her, but certainly not too interested.

3. Now, you have learned how to walk, talk and dress.  You are now learning how to become a pimp in appearance.  Now you need to focus on those intimate times when you are working your girl.  Girls pay close attention to details.   Its in their DNA.  So here is where you want to focus on the small details.  Make sure you smell good.  Put on some good cologne and make sure you stay current with the new scents.  I was wearing Obsession a few years back and chick called me on it.   She said she didn’t realize they were still selling that.  These chicks are smarter than you think.  Also pay attention to your breath.  You want to come off as smooth and in control.   Shitty breath is not going to give off that impressions.  Also make sure your nails are neat and trimmed.  I know it sounds lame but trust me on this, if you want to learn how to become a pimp then pay attention to cologne, breath and nails.

4. Learn how to fight.  You want to keep cool but you have to be ready when shit goes down and you cant always be reaching for your weapon.  Muy Thai and Grappling are two good fighting disciplines. You need to make your hoes feel safe. Be their knight in shining armor.   This shit also comes in handy when you need to take control of a hysterical hoe.  A quick wrist lock can do wonders to shut them up without causing any harm.


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